Welcome to the Freak Factory.

19. Same college as Tommy Boy- Part time cheesehead part time Chicagoan.

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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(via hotguysandpizza)

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via polldoll)