Welcome to the Freak Factory.

19. Same college as Tommy Boy- Part time cheesehead part time Chicagoan.

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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My fondest dream is that it will be the date movie that breaks up couples nationwide. Maybe people will walk out of there and think, ‘Maybe not. I don’t know if I know you well enough.’

Gillian Flynn on Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher (via paulthomasandersonn)

(Source: filmlinc.com, via changelinglouis)

  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

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